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Dear Mr Johnny Depp,
You could possibly be the hottest man on the planet. One of the best actors in the world.
However, I regret to tell you that you have missed your chance with me.
You can give me all my options.
Show me what I don't have.
Tell me about my alternatives.
But I'm not moving from where I am.
I will not trade the one I have.
I know what I want.
Don't tell me otherwise.
Yours sincerely,
The girl you could have had,
Jade
PS: You are lucky that Jim Morrison isn't with us anymore, if not you'd be in trouble.